“Change Date Of Valentine’s Day” Demand Nation’s Undateables

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“Change Date Of Valentine’s Day” Demand Nation’s Undateables

Mark Latham has led a call for Valentine’s Day to be moved to the dead of winter saying the current summery date makes it a day of mourning for Australia’s fuglies. “Valentine’s Day is not a day of celebration for people like myself with heads like a tissue that’s been through the wash and the personality of an elevator fart,” said Mr Latham. “At least if we change the date to sometime cold and wet in the middle of July it’ll stuff up all those …