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BREAKING: Drifty Flees North Basin in Dramatic Getaway
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BREAKING: Drifty Flees North Basin in Dramatic Getaway
Local legend Drifty escapes after a week-long vacation at the DeMarzo-Curran abode, in what is quite possibly the most underwhelming jailbreak in Lake Maspenock history. Our faithful emissary of floatage, Drifty, escaped from his (false) imprisonment lodged between Matt DeMarzo and Lynn Curran’s dock and some rocks in the Maspenock north basin. (Between a dock and a hard place.) This proves what we’ve always known: you can’t keep a good log down…
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