If you grow up in the South, you learn a few things before you’re old enough to drive. First, sweet tea isn’t a beverage; it’s a constitutional right. Second, “Bless your heart” has at least seventeen meanings, only two of which are kind. And third, just because somebody believes something completely bonkers doesn’t mean you have to pick a side before dessert. Somewhere along the way, folks started acting like appreciating someone’s talent is th…