Birds, weddings and such

Birds, weddings and such

My wife has declared some type of war on birds around our house without telling me of this declaration. I walked onto our rear patio area last week and she had constructed this table on a table contraption with a fake owl sitting at the top of her creation. She seems very serious about these birds. She has taken to yelling at them and swinging a broom from time to time and I’m nothing but scared. I’m not sure if she has the constitutional or con…