He had sunglasses on in his profile pic (red flag), but he was holding an adorable mini dachshund in his lap (green flag). I called it a draw and agreed to meet him for a drink. When I arrived for the date, he stood up to greet me wearing short shorts. I mean, not exactly 1980s Tom Selleck short, but close (yellow flag). Then I spotted not one, but two man necklaces (red flag). I decided to set all flags aside for the evening and from there, the…