“Berkeley Goggles,” Proclaims Sad Little Man About Aphrodite - The Free Peach

“Berkeley Goggles,” Proclaims Sad Little Man About Aphrodite - The Free Peach

BERKELEY, Calif. – Like most men of his age and maturity level, yet another Linguini-looking Diet Coke-addicted man who refuses to use soap to “save money” has made a shocking claim about the literal goddess of love, sex and beauty. “At first I thought she was at least an eight, but it’s Berkeley goggles, man,” boldly declared first-year Wheremy Hugat, ignoring the fact that Aphrodite’s mere presence had sparked an outbreak of spontaneous nosebl…