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[Satire] Barron Trump Returns Home To Find Melania Converted Room To Unending Labyrinth Of Darkness

Summary by [SATIRE] The Onion
PALM BEACH, FL—Sighing as he pulled on the head of a gargoyle while searching for a secret entrance to his old closet, Barron Trump reportedly returned home from college Tuesday to find his mother, Melania Trump, had converted his room into an unending labyrinth of darkness. “I know she always wanted a cold, inescapable void in the house, but I’ve only been gone a few months, and now I have nowhere to put my stuff,” said the youngest Trump child…
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Barron Trump Returns Home To Find Melania Converted Room To Unending Labyrinth Of Darkness

PALM BEACH, FL—Sighing as he pulled on the head of a gargoyle while searching for a secret entrance to his old closet, Barron Trump reportedly returned home from college Tuesday to find his mother, Melania Trump, had converted his room into an unending labyrinth of darkness. “I know she always wanted a cold, inescapable void in the house, but I’ve only been gone a few months, and now I have nowhere to put my stuff,” said the youngest Trump child…

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SATIRE NEWS: Barron Trump Returns Home To Find Melania Converted Room To Unending Labyrinth Of Darkness – U-S-NEWS.COM

PALM BEACH, FL—Sighing as he pulled on the head of a gargoyle while searching for a secret entrance to his old closet, Barron Trump reportedly returned home from college Tuesday to find his mother, Melania Trump, had converted his room into an unending labyrinth of darkness. “I know she always wanted a cold, inescapable void in the house, but I’ve only been gone a few months, and now I have nowhere to put my stuff,” said the youngest Trump child…

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Barron Trump And Why People Are Obsessed With Him

Barron Trump And Why People Are Obsessed With Him sthyberg Tue, 11/26/2024 - 14:18 In the Media Dyson College of Arts and Science Dyson Professor Melvin Williams shares insights with USA Today on the public’s fascination with Barron Trump. https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/health-wellness/2024/11/22/barron-trump-tik… Contains Video No In The Media USA TODAY School Dyson College of Arts and Sciences Related Profiles Melvin Williams

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[SATIRE] The Onion broke the news in on Tuesday, November 26, 2024.
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