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Baker’s Dozen – Not a morning person

Summary by thewiregrassfarmer.com
I don’t do mornings. Morning people annoy me. A lot. If you can be bright and cheery before the sun rises, I think you have severe psychological problems. I am certain these mental problems can be adequately adjusted with judicious use of a 2×4. You may think getting up so early is not a sign of mental instability. Modern proverbs have something to say about that. “The early bird gets the worm.” Fine. He can have it. When I need worms I just go …
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thewiregrassfarmer.com broke the news in on Monday, June 23, 2025.
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