Argyle’s crime blotter earns an A+ in absurdity - Cross Timbers Gazette

Argyle’s crime blotter earns an A+ in absurdity - Cross Timbers Gazette

The red and blue flashing lights reflect off the tan walls of the normally nondescript gas station. The wail of sirens, silenced now, still echoes in the clerk’s ears as he anxiously explains the situation to the officers. He didn’t mean to call the police; he just thought the store could use a little refreshing. The true culprit was the stench, or perhaps his nose, which caught it. A panic button is an emergency device designed to alert securit…