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An Ode to ... Captain Penk

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Code Blue Captain Penk gathers the 46 riders of the First Tory Hussars. He cuts a dashing figure in his fine silk quilted jacket. “King Lux has led us into the badlands,” proclaims Penk. The Hussars rattle their shields in agreement. “It is time to reclaim our honour and our rizz,” shouts Penk. The Hussars cheer in concurrence. “I offer myself to you as the New King! Up the Hussars! Victory or death!,” bellows Penk. The Hussars roar in one voice…

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An Ode to ... Captain Penk

Code Blue Captain Penk gathers the 46 riders of the First Tory Hussars. He cuts a dashing figure in his fine silk quilted jacket. “King Lux has led us into the badlands,” proclaims Penk. The Hussars rattle their shields in agreement. “It is time to reclaim our honour and our rizz,” shouts Penk. The Hussars cheer in concurrence. “I offer myself to you as the New King! Up the Hussars! Victory or death!,” bellows Penk. The Hussars roar in one voice…

5 days ago·Auckland, New Zealand

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Newsroom broke the news in Auckland, New Zealand 5 days ago on Saturday, August 15, 2026.

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