Alexandra Paskhaver: Lady law

Alexandra Paskhaver: Lady law

They say justice is blind, but it can’t see worse than the editors of the Rutgers Undergraduate Law Review. They published my article. Am I enrolled at Rutgers? No. Am I an undergraduate? No. Am I a lawyer? Ha! Did I even review my piece before it was published? Eeh. Sort of? I wrote my piece on maritime law, which is fancy English for “rules for boats ‘n stuff,” where “stuff” is defined as “watery things” excluding water pistols, pool floats, a…