A Modest Plea to the ‘Jurassic World’ Franchise: No More Mutant Dinosaurs

A Modest Plea to the ‘Jurassic World’ Franchise: No More Mutant Dinosaurs

[Editor’s note: The following article contains some spoilers for “Jurassic World: Rebirth.”] He’s the first big bad we meet in Gareth Edwards’ “Jurassic World: Rebirth.” He’s massive. He’s mad. He’s under major lock and key. Wait, is he even a he? Weren’t all the dinosaurs of “Jurassic Park” female to begin with? Nevermind, look how that turned out. He’s the D-Rex! More officially, he’s the Distortus Rex, an absolutely horrifying amalgamation of…